Empty Thoughts and Random Memories: What if songs were news reports?

Empty Thoughts and Random Memories: What if songs were news reports?: "Over 15 years ago I was listening to the radio, and heard Steven Tyler report that Janie had a gun. Today, I was listening to the radio and ..."

What if songs were news reports?

Over 15 years ago I was listening to the radio, and heard Steven Tyler report that Janie had a gun. Today, I was listening to the radio and was dismayed to hear Steven Tyler tell me the bitch has yet to be disarmed.